{"product_id":"beach-towel-shut-up-liver-youre-fine-funny-drinking-quote","title":"Beach Towel — Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Drinking Quote","description":"This oversized beach towel carries a bold, black-and-white graphic that reads with playful sass. It’s light to carry, quick to dry, and soft against skin thanks to a cotton loop backing with plush fibers. The one-sided print keeps the design crisp while the hemmed edges ensure it holds up session after session — whether you’re stretched out on sand, lounging by a pool, or draped over a chair at the beach house. Available in two generous sizes to suit long sunbathers or compact beach chairs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Polyester print side for strong, quick-drying graphic display\u003cbr\u003e- Cotton loop backing with soft, durable combed fibers\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- Moisture-absorbent blend (approx. 50\/50 cotton–polyester)\u003cbr\u003e- Two sizes: 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\"; one-sided print\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":45280843661391,"sku":"31614274522865096555","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" × 72\"","offer_id":45280843694159,"sku":"31149073713848517073","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1168\/4336\/files\/11164474741712900344_2048.jpg?v=1779386726","url":"https:\/\/www.texassistas.com\/products\/beach-towel-shut-up-liver-youre-fine-funny-drinking-quote","provider":"Texas Sistas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}