{"product_id":"corks-are-for-quitters-beach-towel-funny-wine-lover-beach-towel","title":"Corks Are For Quitters Beach Towel – Funny Wine Lover Beach Towel","description":"Lightweight, absorbent, and boldly playful — this beach towel reads like a wink to wine lovers who’d rather pop a cork than give up good times. The one-sided, high-contrast print sits on a quick-dry polyester face while a soft cotton loop backing soaks up water and feels gentle against sun-warmed skin. Large enough to lounge on or wrap around your shoulders, it brings a cheeky voice to beach days, boat afternoons, and backyard gatherings. Durable hemmed edges hold up to repeated use, and the monochrome design keeps a clean, versatile look that pairs with any summer kit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Polyester print face for vivid, quick-drying graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Soft cotton loop backing that absorbs moisture and feels plush\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print in high-contrast black and white\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":45280785367119,"sku":"16205149408378945313","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" × 72\"","offer_id":45280785399887,"sku":"26519034817745904891","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1168\/4336\/files\/14814451683974233807_2048.jpg?v=1780077769","url":"https:\/\/www.texassistas.com\/products\/corks-are-for-quitters-beach-towel-funny-wine-lover-beach-towel","provider":"Texas Sistas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}