This long-sleeve tee brings dry humor and laid-back wine-country attitude to every chilly evening and casual get-together. The bold “CORKS ARE FOR QUITTERS” mark sits center-chest in a vintage-style badge, offering a tongue-in-cheek statement that sparks laughs without shouting. The thicker, vintage-feel cotton and classic fit make it comfortable layered under a jacket or worn solo on cool nights. It sits in the wardrobe of someone who loves low-key nights with friends, vineyard trips, or cozy evenings at home with a bottle and a good conversation — a piece that reads like an inside joke among friends and earns smiles wherever it goes.
Product features - Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial, soft hand - Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and gives a clean silhouette - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability - Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in label - Color-dependent fiber blends; runs smaller than usual — check sizing
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: medium heat - Do not iron
